I'll Feed All You Fuckers Spoon

Tired of cooking for a crowd that doesn’t appreciate your genius? Stir, serve, and sass your way through dinner with our “I’ll Feed All You Fuckers” engraved wooden spoon. Made from durable, kitchen-grade wood (because we know you mean business), this spoon is perfect for whipping up everything from grandma’s casserole to your world-famous mac & cheese — while reminding everyone exactly who’s keeping them alive.

Gift it. Keep it. Wield it like the culinary weapon it is.

Because if you're going to feed all these people, they better know who’s in charge.