Kitchen Open Daily Spoon

Welcome to the kitchen — open 24/7 for complaints, but not for catering to your every whim. Our "Kitchen Open Daily, For Prompt Service, Cook It Yourself" engraved wooden spoon sets the ground rules loud and clear: if you're hungry, better roll up those sleeves.

Made from sturdy, high-quality wood (because you’ll need it to fend off the whiners), this spoon is perfect for stirring, serving, and laying down the law.

Because this isn’t a restaurant — it’s survival of the fittest.