Many Have Eaten Here Spoon

Feeding people is a risky business — but hey, your survival rate is impressive. Our "Many Have Eaten Here, Few Have Died" engraved wooden spoon is perfect for chefs who know their way around a kitchen... and a good punchline.

Made from sturdy, premium wood, this spoon is built for stirring up stews, sauces, and just the right amount of suspicion. Serve your guests a hearty helping of humor with every meal — and remind them they’re mostly in safe hands.

Cook boldly. Serve proudly. Hope for the best.